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Needs more B-Movie references. And just because it has a crab, space crab and all that, doesn't save it.

Can you explain to me just what this is about? Any other movie similar to this in terms of random content gets blammed, yet you've made a fairly broad series of these, and they've all seen the light of day, over and over. It just...doesn't have a point.

FattyWhale responds:

i have no idea what you are saying

What the...

As I said before; I don't get it. And you're lying, you don't respond to all the reviews, because you didn't respond to my last review.

High marks for Audio cause I like the tune.

FattyWhale responds:

uh...maybe I didn't get to it yet

I liked it.

Not bad. I liked how you've mixed the Metal Slug sprites with the images from Resident Evil. Most impressive is how you managed to almost make the 2D elements seem 3D by having them pass behind objects. I must have missed out on the first part, but after seeing this, and liking it, I'll check it out. You've done some good work with the sound and music, it is actually pretty eerie and genuinely creepy in parts.

vixian responds:

thank you :)

Human League - Fascination.mp3

Heh, it was short, but it wasn't that bad. It's clear you've got some artistic skill, and it was watchable, which is saying a lot. I also felt inclined to review because of the Human League track at the end, being a horrible, horrible 80's fan, it instantly brought a smile to my face. Also, I'm a huge HL2 fan. Maybe too huge.

Could be longer, that's true, but at least it didn't blatantly ask to be blammed.

Wasted opportunity...

I was hoping this was going to be a serious movie, but it just ended up being like another Madness/Stickdeath movie. I think it would have been alot more interesting if you went with the Noir setting, using all the heavy, cigarette burnt monologues and played it over the Worms type gameplay, or something like that. Hell, even replacing the characters from the game with the Worms would suffice. As it is, it's the same thing we've seen 500 times. It's like downloading skins for Counter Strike, Quake 3, etc; For a short while you feel like it's fresh, but underneath it's still the same thing you've been using for the past 3 years.

Don't get me wrong, you've animated it well, but I'm just over these shallow, meaningless kill-fest movies, which serve no point other than to be a haven for constant violence. The whole bullet-time/slow motion dive was only cool when, well, either Neo or Max Payne were doing it, all those years ago...

It isn't the type of movie it looks like it's going to be. And it's a good concept, it could have been so, so much more.

Jack-Mace responds:

a good and hounist review. i agree with you though...but hell... it already done, and i cant chance it anymore.

Sick of these movies...

I don't know what I'm sick of more: Collaboration movies, or sprite movies. A combination of the two? I beg for mercy.

It's the same thing over again. Megaman and Mario and Sonic and whoever, fighting all the villains from random SNES, NES and Genesis games. I'm going to rate it accordingly, not based on my tastes, but I really dislike all these stupid sprite movies. They're boring. It's not a true display of animation finesse. Draw something and animate it frame by frame if you want to get high scores.

At least, that's my opinion. In about 3 months you'll probably release a sequel anyway.

I've given you a 1 for style, because this genre has been done to death.

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Wow, talk about bad taste.

FatBadger responds:

WOW WHAT A HOMO AM I RIGHT???? HELP ME OUT FELLAS.

Quick review and quick question

Not bad, it was pretty interesting. Better than a lot of the crappy sprite movies that get blammed daily. Had a decent soundtrack. It just seemed to be a bit similar in plot to all the others. Sonic and Mario working with Kirby and characters from SNES games, etc...

What's the name of the track from the part at the start when Goku/Gohan turns up infront of Cell, Freiza and Majin Buu? I've heard it in a lot of DBZ flash movies.

CheveLoco responds:

Well that was the whole point of the movie(like the first one) to show all the stuff we're all tired about when we watch a sprite movie...and more importantly..how there seems to be always movies about Megaman or Mario and the usual Sonic vs Mario Fight..

that song, it's the original one from the DBZ intro...

Work on it...

The major problem with this is the music and sound effects, or lack thereof. That's the only thing that lets it down. You've just got that annoying techno song from the main menu playing and looping throughout the short.

It was fairly simplistic in terms of animation and art style, but it wasn't so bad.

Uh huh...

It wasn't so bad. It's obvious you put a bit of time into it. Even though the submission form says something along the lines of not entering something unless you've worked on it for at least 2 weeks...

Maybe try coloring it, adding music and a background. So we're not just watching simplistic (albeit well animated) stick figures hacking at each other.

I'm curious as to why the guy started randomnly vomiting blood?

I'm a business, man.

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